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Post by Kai on Jun 6, 2016 21:44:35 GMT
The audio will be put up later
APOLLO: Finally the case is done But soon there'll be another one My quest for truth has just begun And yes, I know. And yes, I know
No matter what I do I'll fight for my client, and the things that are true I've got all the facts, all the right evidence! Yes! Finding and exposing the criminal's plans
And no matter what comes down the line I just know I'm gonna be fine Whether it's my first or five hundredth day Here comes Justice!!
PHOENIX (interjected, music slows) For all...
The trial is finally over It seems the truth has won And now, after seven years It seems my job is done...
(Spoken) Or I can just retake the bar exam!
So I'll carry this plan forward Until we meet again in court I'll stand along the edge with you And fight for all it's worth
Save the ones who rot in jail And fight phantoms with my light Soon I won't be the attorney who took the fall,
And get Justice for All!!
(cue Dual Destinies photo w/ thump noise)
APOLLO: Wait, what?! OBJECTION!!
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Post by Temsik on Jun 8, 2016 20:04:37 GMT
I'm snorting.
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Post by Kai on Jun 8, 2016 20:37:15 GMT
Is that a good thing?
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Post by Temsik on Jun 9, 2016 16:25:44 GMT
This is just really funny.
"It's Your Story from Here on Out, Apollo" is just the biggest lie in all of ace attorney
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Post by Madfox on Jun 11, 2016 14:03:17 GMT
Bigger than Larry Butz's testimonies?
...Actually, yeah.
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Post by apollojustice4all on Jun 11, 2016 14:44:01 GMT
What about "Hi, my name is Adrian Andrews, and this is my boyfriend who I am dating because I am attracted to him, and am not, infact, a lesbian"
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Post by Madfox on Jun 11, 2016 15:27:08 GMT
"Adrian dated a GIRL" "I did NAUGHT! Principal, send him to the principal's office and have him EXPELLED!"
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Post by apollojustice4all on Jun 11, 2016 16:55:28 GMT
Phoenix: Adrian is a lesbian your honor
Adrian: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Celeste was my boss, technically. And she was terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not a lesbian? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
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